What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

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I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Use the forks Luke.

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K

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K

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.