Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.