Who is the president of the trees?

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.