How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.