Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

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Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool