Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light