Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)