Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

One Jokes More One Jokes

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.