What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.