Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!