Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging