What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!