What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.