Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

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What do you call a skeptical horse?

A neigh-sayer. Sorry

What do you call a pessimistic horse?

A neigh-sayer

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies