Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.