What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.