What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!