Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it!