How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!