How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

my future grandchildren probably

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.