Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.