Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.