Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

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What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.