Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.