What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ?

Beckfast of champions !

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion