He was running a trap house.
He got turnip
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
He ran out of little boys
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Dubai fours
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
Call in the swat team!
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Kevin still doesn't know.
A stole.
Burglars don't knock !