Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Kevin Jokes More Kevin Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !