Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love