Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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How did you get into my house?

business.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.