What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...