Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms