Why are people so creeped out by the guy in the unicorn mask?

Because he's always horny.

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Adidos!

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.