Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/