What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !