I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Let us prey.
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Wall-sits.
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D
Russell !
What a creep.