Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance