Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Dec 25 Jokes More Dec 25 Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25