Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance