Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance