Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO