Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What rhymes with orange?

no, it doesnt.

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.