Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Both think the shorter the better.