Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys