Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

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