Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty