Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.