How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed