What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.