Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

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What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.