What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.