How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.