Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird