What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.