Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Marijuana Field Jokes More Marijuana Field Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.