Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What do you call a crashed Vertibird?

Fallout 4) An Invertibird.