Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.