What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Peter Jokes More Peter Jokes

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.