Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....