Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

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