Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit