Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.