What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !