Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

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Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.