Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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They outsauced it.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!