Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!