Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull