Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain