How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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He'll re-possess it

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Where did Javon get his earrings?

Ja Mall

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.