How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.